Evil Mr Eagle

Evil Mr Eagle
Ding dang dong,
Evil Mr Eagle,
Doing wrong,
Up at the castle,
Stealing the butlers toes,
Evil Mr Eagle,
He's no rose.

by Hazel

The Squirrel

He jumped; on branches high,

Leaped to the high bar,

Swung on his leaf trapeze,

Flipped from the top,

Tightrope walked on the washing line,

Juggled nuts,

Scaled the fence,

Sprung down,

And didn't come back.

Hazel, age 9

How to get suspended from school

How to get suspended from school,

It's really very easy,

Simply mix:

A bottle of pulverized lizard guts,

Left outside to rot,

A bucket of cow barf,

NOT from the cud,

Zombie's leftover brain goo,

A teaspoon of frozen snails,

A slimy monster's egg,

A slice of cheese from cheesy feet,

Five dirty goblin toes.

Mix them up in a copper pot,

Take it to school while it's hot,

Put it under the principal's chair,

Confess to it right then and there,

You will get suspended from school,

And very likely grounded too.

Rainbows

One day a bored fairy,

Not feeling very airy,

Was tired of the sky blue,

And thought a shade of orange would do,

The king said no,

The fairy bellowed,

And was escorted out of the palace.

He got some brushes and paints,

Without a complaint,

And painted a rainbow in the sky.

The king was shocked,

The fairy was blocked,

From the castle proud.

Then the king rethought,

And decided the fairy should be crowned,

Honorary king for the day.

By Hazel, age 9.

Life

Life is like a lump of clay,
Being molded again and again,
Sometimes it's a circus fair,
Happily laughing,
Sometimes it's a rainy day,
With a little sorrow,
But it might be better tomorrow,
Sometimes it's a little of both,
Laughing some,
And crying some.

Hazel, age 9

Moods

Buttercups swaying,
Sunshine yellow,
Smiles and giggles,
My happy mood.

Dried forget-me-nots,
Powder blue,
Reading and drawing,
My pre-occupied mood.

Hazel age 9

Tickle Monster

The tickle monster's fingers,
Tickle you in the night,
Tickle you until you pee,
In dreadful tickled fright.

The tickle monster's toes,
Tickle you under the sheet,
Tickle you until you stink,
Of monster's cheesy feet...

And pee.

Angela