How to get suspended from school

How to get suspended from school,

It's really very easy,

Simply mix:

A bottle of pulverized lizard guts,

Left outside to rot,

A bucket of cow barf,

NOT from the cud,

Zombie's leftover brain goo,

A teaspoon of frozen snails,

A slimy monster's egg,

A slice of cheese from cheesy feet,

Five dirty goblin toes.

Mix them up in a copper pot,

Take it to school while it's hot,

Put it under the principal's chair,

Confess to it right then and there,

You will get suspended from school,

And very likely grounded too.