Crazy Cook

A crazy cook dancing hard,
Slipped on a puddle of runny lard,
He fell in the pot,
And a shock he got,
When his under pants got charred.

A Silly Dog

A Silly Dog

A dog who played tug-o-war,

Zoomed right into a door,

Chased a bouncy ball,
Right into a wall,

And went down in doggy folk lore.

By Hazel aged 9 and Angela aged xx

The Sock from Smellville

The Sock from Smellville

From Smellville there was a young sock,

Who said "Do not mock!"

I am quite witty,

With my famous ditty,

My head is not a block.

by Hazel, aged 9