When I was walking in the forest, I found a path that lead to the desert, A very short one, Even though it was very far from the desert, I found a Pokemon fossil, I thought it was a chicken fossil, Until it turned into an Anorith.
The Anorith used poison sting on me, I used my Pikachu to use thunderbolt on it, I threw a Poke ball at it, Now it's my new Pokemon friend.
Put mud in his toothpaste, Sew him into is blanket while he sleeps, Poke holes in his coffee cup, Put worms in his shoes, Replace his muscles with fake muscles and put them in the stewing pot, Switch his toothpicks for matches, Put rocks in his socks, Put rocks in his bed, Sew his pant legs together, Send him a pot of chocolate spread with mud in it.